Friday, April 25, 2008

Goldilocks And The Three Blogposts

Once upon a time a blonde harlot was trolling the internet looking for a blog to read. Suddenly, she came upon a beautiful creamy looking cottage industry of a blog and she snucked in and lurked. While lurking she came across three blog-posts. The first one that she read was not nearly as nurturing as she wanted, so she let it pass by without comment. The second blog post was way too complicated for her tiny little brain, so she ignored it. But the third one, seeing as how it dealt with a blonde haired beauty like herself, was JUST right. So she left a comment.

And then she was eaten by bears.

The End.

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