Thursday, April 10, 2008

5 Worst Things About Losing Weight

Don't let them fool you, losing weight ain't all roses and sunshine, there is a dark side to this silver lining. So here below are the Top 5 Worst Things About Losing Weight (so far)...

5 - Your pants fall down. Often.

4 - No more Garlic Fries. Ouch.

3 - People scrutinize what you eat even more than before waiting for you to go off the wagon. Go away.

2 - You suddenly have WAY too much energy. At first, its great to not feel winded when you walk into the living room and sit down in front of the TV. But after a while, you find that you can no longer sit and enjoy 2 hours of mindless comedies because you want to get up and DO something. Very tedious.

1 - You have THOSE feelings again. You know the ones I'm talking about. It almost makes you want to grab a Big Mac and forget the whole business. Disturbing.

So, I'm just putting everyone on notice. Fat ain't all that, but all that ain't phat.

Peace out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This will definitely cheer you up.

Will Robison said...

Consider me cheered.