Friday, May 05, 2006

Friday's Top Secret Category

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Name three things that Bush saw in the satellite imagery that convinced him beyond a shadow of a doubt that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq...

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3 comments:

Andy said...

1. Sean Penn reporting for the Chronicle in Baghdad.

2. Iraqis watching the Oprah show when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on her couch.

3. Iraqis watching Tom Cruise yell at Matt Lauer on the Today show.

Will Robison said...

1. A giant can of WD-40.

2. A Small Pretzel Factory.

3. Kids practicing their targeting skills with paper airplanes.

Unknown said...

1. A post it from Cheney that said "Under this post-it are WMDs,but don't look."

2. Tiny little oil drills

3. He could have been distracted by the large check taped to the satellite images.