A real quick one for Andy who is leaving to go wi-fi'ing in a campground somewhere... I hope he remembers to bring extra batteries for his 42" Portable Plasma Screen TV as well... ;)
Name three new holidays that America ought to have...
Good luck and I'll see you all next week!
5 comments:
1. The Generic Religious Holiday
2. National Protest the Protesters Day
3. Fois Gras Day.
1) Alsatian Independence Day
2) Steve McQueen's Birthday
3) Shot Heard Round The World Day - The Day The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant!
1. September 11th (by far the most needed new holiday.)
2. Billy Graham Day (Look what all he's done)
3. Baseball Opening Day (Everyone should be at the ballpark)
4. Al Sharpton's Birthday (Just because he's Al Sharpton and is a snazzy dresser)
5. Evil Kenevil's Birthday (The man, the myth, the legend)
6. ESPN Founders Day (pay homage to Bristol, CT)
7. Bill Gates Day (He is the man, we wouldn't have this blog without him)
8. John Belushi Remembrance Day (How can you not remember this guy)
9. Blackbeard the Pirate Day (There are no pirate holidays and one is needed)
10. Dennis Conner's Brithday (He is the most underated American hero)
1. Heather Day
2. All Saints Day - to celebrate peace activists, Mother Theresa, Ghandi... etc.
3. Holocaust Remembrance Day
Oh Crap, I forgot Elvis' Birthday (January 8th)
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