And now it can finally be revealed... we've been hearing rumors for months, Barack is the anti-christ, or a muslim terrorist, or a communist infiltrator bent on destroying democracy, or he is "that one," but the truth is far more insidious and I am here to tell it to you.
Barack Hussein Obama is actually Darth Opraspictakis - a Sith Lord - and Joe Biden, aka Darth Futindamowthakis, is his Sith Apprentice.
Warned, you are... Take seriously this, you must... Forget all that you have learned, and studied, and experienced, and vote on this rumor, you shall. Your brain shall you leave at home. Trust your rumors, you know they are true.
(Okay... I'm officially sick and tired of the election! I'm definitely tuning out now. Someone tell me how it ends.)
1 comment:
Oh.
I thought he was Darth Audacity while Biden was Darth Plagiarizer. ;-)
Either way...it's probably time for some serious parody.
Isn't it time for another Sith war, anyway? McCain is Darth Maverick while Palin is Darth Wasilla.
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