JeMarcus Russel, French Existentialism, and Moneypenny...

JeMarcus Russel, French Existentialism, and Miss Moneypenny all have one thing in common - they prove that nothing can stop the tide of bad movie remakes.

Now, The Dirty Dozen is being remade. Set in modern times with a group of military convicts on death row (cause even though we're not technically at war, they have military convicts on death row, cause that's how we roll in the movies that don't need to be made) the new Dirty Dozen is being prepped for a mission to save some politician's monetary backers kidnapped daughter from Al Qaeda terrorists who, despite having done many heinous acts in the real world, have never done anything quite so heinous as the script for this Dirty Dozen remake.

You can read more about it here.