Friday, July 28, 2006

Thank God Its Friday Categories!

Name three ways Judgement Day might work if God was a TV Producer...

Keep the number of blasphemies down, if you will... Thanks.

4 comments:

Will Robison said...

1) American Idol type event where all the contestants have to prove their worthiness to enter Heaven by singing a good old fashioned Hymn.

2) "I'll take Proverbs for Salvation, Jack..."

3) "I'd like to solve the puzzle, "Garden of Gethsemane."

Andy said...

1. "Heavenly" Survivor.

2. "The Amazing Race" to Judgement

3. Biblical Spelling Bee (yeah, you try and spell Nebuchadnezzar).

Unknown said...

1. Survivor Judgment Day
2. Holy Fear Factor!
3. The Dodgers win the Series! The Dodgers Win the Series!

Will Robison said...

Thank you for your comments. While Categories is supposed to be an irreverant and harmless pursuit for a Friday, it can occassionally venture into taboo territory. I try to keep it relatively family oriented.

I grew up with a different tradition that suggests that God created laughter and enjoys our attempts at humor so long as the jokes are not mean-spirited (I'm laughing near you, not about you ). However, I admit that your comments gave me pause. That is a profoundly deep insight into your father and his view of heaven. I shall honor your request - though when I think of Heaven, I am filled with joy and merriment at the prospect, and these feelings often engender in me a sense of silly playfulness. Short answer; I mean no disrespect, nor do I take Heaven lightly.