Last night on David Letterman, a new invention was revealed which could just be the most useful invention ever made - a beer sling for your refrigerator. You simply aim the refrigerator towards the couch and then go sit and watch your favorite sports show. When its time to beer up, you press a button on the remote, and a robotic arm slides around to gather the beer can that is pushed out of the top of the refrigerator. The robotic arm rotates into firing position and FWAMO! A beer comes flying across the room and lands in your outstretched hand. If you aim it correctly, you will never have to leave your couch again for a beer.
Of course, eventually nature will call. So, we might need to invent some sort of contraption for that. But these are minor details in the ongoing quest to develop the perfect NCAA Basketball viewing experience.
Next up - Pizza Delivery Speed Dial button on your TV Remote!
2 comments:
Just so you know. Given your comment at A.J.'s, I'm thinking about revoking Rule 6.
Cheers.
You see... I jinxed Kansas with my positive comments. It was masterfully done - and nobody suspected a thing. ;)
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