Friday, September 30, 2005

Friday Ejecta

Swirling Chaos in my brain...

Here's the solution to the whole Intelligent Design theory debate. All of you UFO Conspiracy Theorists get your butts down to Dover, PA and support the Intelligent Design debate. After all, WE ALL KNOW THAT ALIENS SEEDED THE EARTH WITH DNA. Clearly, life here was created by an intelligence that we can't even begin to imagine. ;)

Actually, I'm kind of suprised that the religious right is embracing this debate at all. Clearly, from their choice of political leadership, they've proven that there is no intelligence in this country... or, at least, 55% of the people of this country aren't very smart.

Look at it this way... at least the guy in the Texas White House hasn't yet proposed Tom Cruise for the remaining Supreme Court seat. Now that would really be scary!

Considering all the bad news swirling around the world lately, its nice to know that God continues to give us the perfect antidote - sunsets, beaches, trees, rivers, and man made snow hills on hot days (which one of these is not like the other...) We should enjoy life, embrace one another, and most importantly, chill out. We're not all that nor a bag of chips.

Be good to each other, and have a nice weekend. Si jah en Lunes!

3 comments:

Andy said...

God is using science to reveal Himself to us. Science and faith are NOT mutually exclusive; you need both.

Ultimately, I take comfort in the fact that the Earth is 4.5 billion (give or take a few million) years old, we're still in day 6 of creation (look up Genesis 2:4 and Genesis 1:24-31 read REALLY closely), and God is using all the tools at His disposal so that we can see Him.

And that includes sunsets, beaches, trees, rivers, and the water used to make the man-made snow hill.

I look outside my office window and see the hills in the distance, and I know there's magic out there.

Will Robison said...

I'm telling ya... it was the aliens! ;)

AJ said...

Hmm. I also find that science is a useful adjunct to faith. Ultimately, the question, "Which faith is the most reasonable?" is a highly pertinent one. God is a God of order - and thus reason.

It's true, however, that no one will be saved by a proper knowledge of "origins."